Not Awful Looking Calradia (2024)

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ANOTHER UPDATE. THE MERCENARIES ARE HERE.
UPDATED AGAIN. NOW THE BOIS IN THE WEAST
UPDATED.NOW FEATURING THE HORSE BOIS FROM THE EAST.

FROM THE AUTHOR OF NOT AWFUL LOOKING ASERAI AND STURGIANS.
WE (I) ARE PROUD TO PRESENT
NOT AWFUL EVERYONE ELSE (AND STURGIANS/ASERAI)

My crusade against taleworlds terrible visual design continues. I've combined my aserai and sturgian files along with releasing the imperials. This master mod will slowly fix every faction. Each troop tree will be uploaded individually so you can plug and play whatever troop trees you want. With eventually a master all in one.

FEATURES:
Sturgia: You like big axes? Round Shields? Little Axes? Teardrop Russian shields? Budget khans guard with yeet sticks(javelins)? Archers that can't shoot great but can fight? Lots of Armor? Sick lamellar? Well this is your faction. I took Nordicinfluenceand carefully smashed it into a Kievan Rus base. You wont be winning at a distance anytime soon and your cavalry will lose if left unattended, but you hit really hard and have plenty of armor piercing weapons.Aserai:You like slaves? Do you like slaves that can kick your ass? Do you like slaves that can pull off heavily armored drive bys on a horse thats faster than a comet? Do you like sand? Do you like silks and other flashy robes? What about foot infantry that have trained their entire life to beat someone in? Archers that train their entire lives to put an arrow through your eye socket? This is your faction. Their non mamlukes are lightly armored, well skilled and will throw a jereed through your dome. The mamlukes are heavily armored and will pummel you.

Empire: Are you 12 and have a thing for the alpha legion from Warhammer 40k? Or an unhealthy obsession with Roman history? What about 34 and a huge star wars fan? A prior service veteran who screeches when something isnt standardized? This is your lucky day because BEGUN THE CLONE WARS HAVE.
The Empire has a giant industrial base, standardization is super cool. A legionary is a legionary no matter what his position is. Minor differences account for veterancy but if you like looking at your army and seeing a wall of the same thing these are your bois. Featuring heavily armored yet slow cataphracts (did you know TW didnt give the cataphract lance or mace to any of the cataphracts? Yeah crazy, 8 years for this bois and girls). Gratuitous and probably wrong usage of latin. Flashy archers that are imperial guardsmen. Escort horse archers. High skill stats because these guys actually train.

Khuzaits:Do you listen to mongol throat singing as you yearn for the wide open plains of the steppe? Do you enjoy cheesing a game so thoroughly that the pitiful ai can't realistically counter you? Do you really f*cking like horses? Are you slow and clunky when on foot?DO YOU WISH TO BLOT OUT THE SUN WITH YOUR ARROWS?Then your khuzaits are here. Your infantry has been relegated to skirmishing back liners. Think of them as khuzaits without horses. They've got bows, theyve got arrows, they'll shoot real good but oh god theyre slow and don't expect much out of them in melee. Now onto the horses. Everyones got more arrows and more riding skill. Did i mention more arrows? Your horse archers are rolling deep with around 68 arrows. Your khans guard has that many arrows too. Run, shoot, run, shoot, dont get caught.

Vlandia:Do you HEMA? Do you religiously watch skallagrim and actually make it through a video without falling asleep? Is your youtube just a line up of arm chair historians discussing medieval technology? Do you have wet dreams about western european knights gallantly charging through infantry formations? Then this is your fantasy faction with the broken combat engine to boot! Youve got plenty of mail, some nice polearms. Crossbows and pavises for days. And did i mention KNIGHTS. ON HORSEBACK. FIGHTING IN A HISTORICALLY INACCURATE WAY. Oh yes, this is your faction. You grab those banner knights and blindly charge into the enemy. I even gave them capes. Oh your crossbows are wicked good now, gave them a 50 point skill increase at every level.

Mercenaries:Do you like to play burgundy in EU4? Do you fanboy over American and Russian PMCs operating in the middle east? Do you believe in privatizing the military? Do you actually know what exactly the plot of MGS is? Then here it is. Your update. Now you can take poor, simple villagers across the world and turn them into battle hardened fighters. Youve got western mercs and eastern mercs. We're talking heavy armor, 2 handed weapons, lots of variation in equipment. I have no idea how tavern recruitment works and I'm working on implementingit or if these mercs will show up in taverns and keeps. Anytime you save villagers they can be upgraded into these battle hardened badasses.

FUTURE CHANGES MAY OCCUR DEPENDING ON WHAT YOU POST IN THE COMMENTS. BRING ME HISTORICAL FACT AND REFERENCES AND ILL JUMP ON IT.